Happy Birthday Barbie!
Dear Diablo...
Yesterday was Barbie's birthday! You didn't receive the Facebook reminder? Tsk. Tsk. March 9, 1959, the doll made its entrance into the world at a toy fair in New York. Mattel scooped up that Barbie broad and the rest is history...to a tune of over over 3 billion dollars a year. Barbie has literally traveled the world, met countless . . .
The Joy of Body Discovery
As featured on Scary Mommy
Check it out here: http://www.scarymommy.com/the-joy-of-body-discovery/
The moment when your baby discovers his or her hands.
“Holy cow, I have hands! Just look at em’--aren’t they amazing! I can stare at them for hours. Did you know they can fit in my mouth?!”
Adorable.
The moment when kids discover they . . .
'A typical' Sunday Morning
I can't make this stuff up if I tried. I wish it was fictional. Every ounce of it. It is funny when you are on the outside looking in, but not when you're in it. With it. With him. With them.
10:45 a.m. on Sunday morning and the kids are all gathered in the front of church, sitting on the steps, immersed in the 'Time for . . .
Posted in: boogers-gross-gum
Young vs. Old
Name: Girl Scout Flunky
Title: Venn Diagram, " Young vs. Old"
Date: 2/27/15
Hour: 2nd
I want a snack right now.
I need to eat right now.
I need my pills right now.
What time is it?
What time is it?
What time is it?
Is it time for Scooby Doo?
What is the weather like?
. . .
Posted in: venn diagram-different-same
Frightful
From a young age, I had an overactive imagination. It started with my Oscar the Grouch bank when I was four. It was about a foot tall and Oscar's eyes were stealthy Oreo's that followed my every move. Rather, I watched him with nail-biting fear. As I grew older, I added things to the list that scared the beejezus out of me. Some of . . .
Posted in: scary-clowns-santa
Busted
I have hiding places for many things. I squirrel items away I think I will remember where I put them. I don't. They are horrifically random too. Worse, my daughter finds them. She either knows me really well or she thinks like me. Maybe a little of both. Crapola.
Our kitchen is under construction right now and has forced us to . . .
Posted in: busted-minion-school papers-letter to santa
Treasures: 20 Items in my Pocket
As featured on Mamalode
mamalode @Mamalode Jan 26
What's in your pocket? GO! Treasures: 20 Items in my Pocket http://ow.ly/HXf0h @girlscoutflunky
(http://mamalode.com/story/detail/treasures-20-items-in-my-pocket)
Shreds of Kleenex
Those damn Rainbow Loom bands
Boogers
Lego heads. Multiple.
Chapstick
Hairbands
. . .
